How to get that Beyoncé glow

I saw this link on MSN.com that told me to click if I wanted to learn "How to get that Beyoncé glow".

Well I did and holy mackerel, there are a lot of steps to becoming Beyoncé, which makes me feel a lot better about myself because the way you attain that Lisa T. glow pretty much consists of quickly applying equal amounts of bronzing powder/blush, throwing your greasy mop up in a ponytail or bun, depending on how greasy we're talking and spraying the whole mess liberally with hairspray.

P.S. Don't forget deodorant, otherwise the effect of the glow is kind of ruined.